Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL A mid-century tiki-style hula girl

A mid-century tiki-style hula girl poses with one arm raised

Declaring independence with a formal document seems excessive when three words and a pair of sunglasses get the point across faster

it anchored Wagon Wheel Road as a cornerstone of the community

Bold golden-yellow chunky sans-serif text below reads "THICCOLAS CAGE

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL A mid-century tiki-style hula girlReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with