Shermer High Detention Survivor - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L A mid-century cartoon alligator in

A mid-century cartoon alligator in a black top hat and roller skates glides in profile past a green palm tree

Inspired by Arrested Development

Cyan outline text in angular

Every summer evening

Shermer High Detention Survivor - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L A mid-century cartoon alligator inDetention at Shermer High is less a punishment and more a forced psychological autopsy where Vernon loses control of the room before lunch. Surviving that library means Bender got inside your head and you let him. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "SHERMER" in bold varsity block letters. Stacked below in the same weathered white collegiate typography, "HIGH" appears above "DETENTION" above "SURVIVOR," each