Vernon's Gym - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic text

Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic text reads "IT'S" above and "SHOW TIME

With 56 automatic AMF lanes

Bigfoot has been avoiding people since before it was a public health recommendation

" Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract

Vernon's Gym - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic textVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.