Krueger Mattress Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L White text reads "MARTIAL ARTS

White text reads "MARTIAL ARTS INVITATIONAL" above golden-yellow East Asian characters

Bold red block letters read "WILLOW GROVE PARK LANES" above dark blue italic text reading '"The Bowling Palace of the World"' and small red uppercase text reading "WILLOW GROVE

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