I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL A retro illustration of a

A retro illustration of a couple roller skating together sits atop a black vinyl record at center

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of Santa Claus in red

"XXL" in a rounded capsule at center

Walking in a winter wonderland requires a very specific cadence

I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL A retro illustration of aGhosts of Christmas past, present, and future are significantly less terrifying than the whiskey, vodka, and rum trinity that actually visits you on December 25th. Nobody needs supernatural intervention when blackout spirits already handle the life reassessment. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I WAS VISITED BY" above bold distressed white text reading "THREE SPIRITS." Below, three illustrated liquor bottles stand in a row, labeled