Mountain Dude - Unisex Sweatshirt carson city depicted from above with claws

depicted from above with claws raised and legs splayed outward

is the clothing equivalent of a hostage reading their own ransom note in two accents

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Stick figures have been silently enduring crosswalks and bathroom doors for decades

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