The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL " and "Profanity" in white

" and "Profanity" in white

Arched orange text reads "COLD BREWED IN PURE SNOW" and "IT'S EVERYWHERE" along the top of a circular badge

That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation

stacked and repeated like a mantra for guys who peak early and never look back

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL " and "Profanity" in whiteStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a