Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_90s and wavy hair

and wavy hair

A triangular Lambda crest with laurel branches sits above bold white text reading "1ST PLACE

and hot pink

Chrome-gradient lettering on a triangle backdrop peaked harder than every kid who learned to breakdance to save a rec center

Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_90s and wavy hairNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters