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I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex Sweatshirt Surf White text at the topLaid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate. Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available. The Details: Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack o' lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small