Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Distressed cursive script reads "There

Distressed cursive script reads "There goes" above large white script lettering reading "Roy Hobbs" with orange outlines and swooping underline tails in a vintage baseball logo style

In a timber town built on sawmills and hard work

and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation

Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Distressed cursive script reads "TherePutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text