Didn't Ask For a Dime - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal Reporting the same forecast every

Reporting the same forecast every day is less a career and more a cosmic punishment for being insufferable

Pink script text reads "World Famous" above large pink lettering reading "PARK AVENUE" with black text reading "RESTAURANT" below

Inspired by Spaceballs

Small golden-yellow stars and four-point sparkle shapes are scattered around and between the letters

Didn't Ask For a Dime - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal Reporting the same forecast everyPaperboys operating with Terminator level persistence don't negotiate payment plans or accept your excuses about suicidal ski runs. Two dollars, cash, no substitutions, and that switchblade comb means business. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Bold white uppercase block text reads "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" across the top. A white line art illustration of a switchblade comb, with its folding handle open and comb teeth extended like a blade, sits