Me So Corny v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Distressed white stacked block sans-serif

Distressed white stacked block sans-serif text reads "I JUST WANT TO HANG WITH MY DOG" across five centered lines

Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red

100% grassfed

Inspired by Uncle Buck

Me So Corny v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Distressed white stacked block sans-serifCandy corn walking around with that much confidence is unearned for Halloween's most polarizing candy. Nobody asked for a soft shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away. The Details: Distressed orange block text reads "ME SO CORNY" in a weathered, textured finish. Below, a vintage rubber hose style candy corn character struts with white gloved hands, white rounded shoes, a wide grin, and a tri color body of white, orange, and yellow.