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Golden-yellow baseball script text reads "Dad Bod" with a classic swoosh tail extending from beneath the lettering

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Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M but watching her face doMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork