Get Off Your High Horse - Unisex T-Shirt san pablo orbital ring

orbital ring

a wide grin

Souvenir shops in Sidewinder probably sell this next to elk jerky

Arched white text reads "MAKE YA SHOES LOOK LIKE F*CKING MIRRORS

Get Off Your High Horse - Unisex T-Shirt san pablo orbital ringHorses got immortalized in war poetry and bronze statues, and this one looks like it spent four hours wondering if grain is just tiny bread. Moral superiority hits different when your eyes match the barn door. The Details: Retro groovy white bubble lettering arched across the top reads "GET OFF YOUR" above "HIGH HORSE." Below, a vintage hand drawn horse head in profile shows reddish brown and orange coloring, a golden yellow mane, bloodshot red eyes,