Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green and white starburst accents

and white starburst accents

Large distressed blue block letters below read "DISMISSIVE WANKING GESTURE

000-year ERA of zero makes every other reliever look like a liability

Wrapping anti-consumerist rage in five-cent candy packaging means you're wearing the propaganda that destroys the propaganda

Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green and white starburst accentsAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."