Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Ryan started the fire

Ryan started the fire

Part of our Defunct Baseball collection

A thin red horizontal line separates teal Japanese characters "新世界" at the bottom

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "EUGENE" above "EST 1951" flanking a cartoon meadowlark in yellow and brown perched on a baseball bat

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Ryan started the fireSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small