What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex Sweatshirt best Distressed white text below reads

Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold

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Tropic Bowl stood on 5th Avenue in Rochester

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex Sweatshirt best Distressed white text below readsNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.