Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Bold distressed white block text

Bold distressed white block text reads "SMOKE SALMON" above the illustration and "NOT METH" below

" Two neon outline cartoon pigs stand on either side of a horizontal cyan line

Printing "MILF" in giant red letters and hiding the explanation underneath in smaller font is the graphic design equivalent of burying bad news on a Friday

depicting water with a halftone dot texture

Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Bold distressed white block textRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all