Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt weed a black line-art paddlewheel steamboat

a black line-art paddlewheel steamboat sits on blue water with yellow accents along its decks

CLASS B" and "MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL" at the bottom

but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine

Distressed white block text in a weathered screen-print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt weed a black line-art paddlewheel steamboatDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe